Epiphany of the Day

You CAN teach an old dog, even a Bitch Old Dog, new tricks! Pansy is, after all, an internet virgin despite that business about her being perceived as a $2 whore. Not that being a $2 whore is Pansy's actual business. It's her joking reference that means she is Just Very Open. But not "open", you know, "for business." Errrmmm....where is this all going again? Oh! Yeh! Pansy forgot, sort of did not know, whatever her lame excuse is, that there is a difference between being invited into someone's home as opposed to running wild in the streets. Email is an invitation. The Wide Open Free-For-All Internet is running wild in the streets. So, the next time Pansy takes someone up on that "invitation" she PROMISES (really) to wipe her hoofs and keep her clothes on when she comes in your house. Ooopsies! She meant when she ENTERS your house! hahahahhahaha.


WE INTERRUPT THIS PANSY DRIVEL TO BRING YOU THIS BREAKING NEWS:

UPI:Sacramento. Today a half-dead camel was found by the side of the road, bloodied from head to toe with many scorch marks in its fur and a broken back. Veterinarians performed surgery on the camel for hours. They stated they were "very cautiously optimistic but hopeful that the camel will survive." When pressed for further details, all the veterinarians would say was that they believed the camel to be female based on the two humps they found on its anatomy. But the humps were very saggy so the doctors did not want to be held to that conclusion until the camel regained consciousness and could provide them with more information.

Police have secured the area in which the camel was found and are puzzled by the many pieces of straw littering the area. One particularly large piece of straw is believed to be what was used to break the camel's back. When asked about the reasoning behind their theory as to which straw broke the camel's back, a police spokesperson said "she got moderated on the wide open free-for-all running wild in the streets internet and was dumped here in a hole of self consciousness. By the quantity of dirt under her hooves it appears she dug the hole herself. It's a mystery but we intend to solve it."

BACK NOW TO YOUR REGULARLY PROGRAMMED PANSY DRIVEL:

Among Pansy's many "issues", one should not forget to include this Particularly Big Issue: there is nothing sacred. As long as it is not illegal. Or immoral. Or costs too much. Or any number of other qualifiers Pansy will invent in order to bail herself out from being "in trouble" for her non-sacred behaviors. When Pansy issues a challenge or a joking taunt, she has been known to somewhat, a little bit, sort of, go completely berserk and "appears" to be out of control. But she's not so much out of control as she is simply acting on her deeply-rooted and very hard-won belief that one should "feel the fear and do it anyway." If she won't walk her own talk, how can she expect others to walk Pansy's talk/challenges? What she is specifically saying here is: she "forgot" her sports bra in her excitement over taking photos of her being a Not A Weather Weenie (please see, but DO NOT LOOK AT, the photos included in Pansy's recent post entitled "PANSY IS A JERK"). In "real life" her topless photo taunt/challenge would have been far more realistic if she had truly replicated the conditions involved in being a Not A Weather Weenie and, well, there would have been more clothes involved.

Which brings us to the REAL POINT of this post. THIS was the final straw: Pansy DID get moderated. By her photo upload host site on the internet! For her Not A Weather Weenie photos. Now, no, her photo upload host site is not quite the Wide Open Free-For-All Running Wild In The Streets Internet, but still! My goodness was she shocked to get that bit of information! Guess which photo got deemed as "inappropriate for this host site"? No, not that one. No, not THAT one, either! It was THIS one:





WTF? hahahahahhahahhahhaa! Talk about getting told, and in no uncertain terms, that she has one gawdawful ugly BACK. Why, it almost broke her spirit! All Pansy wants to know, really, is this: When, EXACTLY, does the shit stop rolling downhill? And can she get a seat somewhere else besides at the bottom of the hill? Well, maybe she could if she would stop being such a JERK! hahahahhahahahahaha!

p.s. There is, at present, NO INFORMATION AVAILABLE as to the condition of the camel's toe.